Sunday, April 29, 2012

Jury is out ~

Question for you.  What do Meat Cleavers, Spear Guns and knitting needles have in common...
 Think this through....it must make perfect sense to someone....
 
Are you ready for the answer yet?
 
Answer:  All are Prohibited items for Jury Duty........(here is a partial list below) so I have to sit in Jury Duty for at least a day with no knitting.....THAT should be illegal...... (how do you think all these items make it on the list...did someone try to get into the Jury room with a spear gun????)

A. Prohibited Items
1. Sharp Instruments
• Box Cutters/Utility Knives
• Corkscrews (any size)
• Knives (except for plastic or metal round bladed butter type knives)
• Knitting Needles (any size - metal, plastic or other material - includes circular
needles)
• Razor-Type Blades (straight razors and razor blades-does not include safety
razors)
• Meat Cleavers
• Swords/Sabers/Daggers/Dirks
• Scissors (metal with pointed tips - any size)
• Spear guns

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